How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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