what day is it and did you see me today?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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