Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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