8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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