you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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