He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I'm bleeding and have questions
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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