just come out here and I will go home with you...
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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