school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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