i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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