Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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