that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I love you. Go after that dick
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