Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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