good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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