Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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