in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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