That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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