my vag is so smooth its legendary
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Is it penis luge time yet?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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