He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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