Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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