2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I love you.
Bad choice
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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