Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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