Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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