Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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