I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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