If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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