I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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