There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
