That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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