Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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