he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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