My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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