wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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