I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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