I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
