Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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