And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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