week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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