Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
jump out the window naked night went bad
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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