Fuck appropriateness.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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