every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
as a side note pls kill me
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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