I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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