that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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