If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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