I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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