my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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