That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
smell my finger.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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