You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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