yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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