margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
