So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Randomize
